Beyonce`s video for "Run The World (Girls)" from her forthcoming album 4 (in stores June 28) came out yesterday and I get some very brilliant things to say about it:
1. It`s nice that the clydesdale horses are finding work outside of Budweiser commercials.
2. Shoulder dancing is 10 times more efficient when wearing a monkey-haired shrug. (timestamp :50)
3.
You acknowledge that dance trio at timestamp 1:04? I already knowing it. I am going to do it and send it on YouTube in effort to promote my self-esteem, but it will simply end up humiliating me.
4. Why does this entire video seem like a photoshoot from America`s Next Top Model? At certain moments, I find that Tyra is leaving to get out and do a quick lesson on "scow-eyes": scowling with your eyes.
5. Harem pants everywhere. Trend followers: please don`t need this as an apology to do the same. This didn`t work four seasons ago and it smooth doesn`t work.
6. Apparently, our dystopian future will make men of assurance that are powerless against the dancing women who wish to browse at marching band surplus stores and pump their fists in the air every now and then.
7. Could this be the "Girl Power" anthem of 2011? If so, the Spice Girls should bring vantage of this and see this as an opening for a reunion.
8. Beyonce is impervious to blasts of water (timestamp 2:05).
9. Much like Pyro from X-Men, Beyonce has the king to control fire and do things explode (timestamp 2:27).
10. Writhing on the land in sand is a full workout (timestamp 3:21)
11. If you are one of the many extras in the mob in the closing dance sequence, don`t tell anyone. No one will think you. I`m sorry.
12. I don`t realize this song - but I will bear a cape, a garter belt and salute every time I see it.
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